Gowan + Maestro = Law & Order? The Maestro and the Criminal Mind in the Big Hiz-ous, apparently. Kinda redundant, criminally speaking.

The Fresh Wes has a new protoge with aging faux-glam country man in tow on backing vocals. Just saw the video and realized that, at some point, men who started wearing eyeliner should really stop. (make-up ed: Brendan Killer, if your four wives won't say it to you, I will. Full Stop.)

Is it just me or are we so creatively bankrupt that is bringing back a 2nd rate Nonwannabe-gangsta MC (thought we'd forgot about the third "east coast" album, didn't you Wesley) a 3rd rate pseudo prog-rocker (thought we'd forget about your tryst with Jon Anderson, huh Larry) and setting it against the backdrop of one of mainstream television's biggest franchises is the height of country's Music and Video powers. Where's my passport? Oh, er, did one of my friends direct it? Eeesh! I take it all back. Brilliant.

So if David Usher is the new Gowan does that mean K-0S is the new Maestro? What does this make this project? More than a bit shit, I'd say.


I'm still waiting for The Darkness meets Goldie Lookin' Chain doing Walk This Way.

Why is everthing Canadian so, I dunno, Canadian?  ¶ 11:45 PM