You can take the boy out of the trailer park...
At some point you realize that you are still watching the SUPERSTARS OF COUNTRY info-mercial, no longer mesmerized by Kenny Rogers latest lift or have given up on finding his behind-the-ear-stubble (thinks for the tip Andy Richter) and you realize that you actually love the Country. This goes beyond the fact that John Cusack name-checks Charlie Rich in High Fidelity or Rose Garden is sampled in ConCan or
"Damn Whalen Jennings was a handsome man before the beard..."
You can't out run your past. You can't deny your heritage. You become that which you most fear and hate
But, damn I look good in a cowboy hat!
And I'm in an Effen' PICK UP TRUCK with a beer for Christie's Sake!!!
How much more country could I be!
C'MON!!!!